Tuesday, April 05, 2005

[Humor] On oral sex, teenagers, illustrations and Bill Maher

Xinhua, US teenagers prefer oral sex: survey, 2005-04-05 09:37:17:
BEIJING, April 5 (Xinhuanet) -- Near twenty percent of US teenagers have the experience of oral sex, which is considered safer by them, according to a report released on Monday.

Published in the April issue of Pediatrics, the study surveyed 580 Northern California ninth graders and found 19.6 percent having tried oral sex, while 13.5 percent said they had vaginal sex.

About 31 percent intended to have oral sex within the next six months, compared to 26.2 percent who intended to have vaginal sex... more ...


What's so funny you ask? Well, the choice of graphics that Xinhua used for one! Mmmmmm

(Xinhua)

But I guess it's a little better than what other online papers were using. And it would be a tad too much to use the following picture.

(sexeducation.org)

Oh, I also spotted this really funny Bill Maher segment (Quicktime video clip) from onegoodmove on this issue. Some choice Maher quotes:

... Taking the [virginity] pledge also makes a teenage girl 6 times more likely to perform oral sex, and 4 times more likely to allow anal (smacks lips) ... where were these pledges when I was in high school?

... These kids did with their pledge, what everybody does with contracts. They found loopholes ... 2 of them to be exact ...

... Is there any greater irony, than the fact that the Christian right actually got their precious little adolescent daughters to say to their freshly-scrubbed boyfriends, "Please, I want to remain pure for my wedding night, so only in the ass!"


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