[Internet] Fun name generators

While surfing the web, I found these really fun name generators:

• My real japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 明 Akira (bright).
• My penis's new name is Microsoft the Ever-ready Space Invader.
• My very British name is Rupert Watson.
• My new third grade nickname is Lieutenant Penis E. Moronville.
• My totally gay, Carlian nickname is Mostly heterosexual non-Carl.
• My hobbit name is Mongo Sandybanks.
  

There's even a blog dedicated to this -- The Generator Blog!